The Church of Pack Luck
The TCG Bible
Official scripture of the Church of Pack Luck. Read before the rip. Quoted after the bulk.
odds_affected: 0.00% · spiritual_affected: considerable
Verse of the day
A card without a sleeve is a card already lost.
Book of Pulls 1:2
The books
Genesis of Cardboard
How the first cards came to be printed, as far as the Church will say.
Book of Pulls
Teachings on the opening of packs.
Book of Bulk
Duplicates, disappointment, and what remains.
Book of Singles
Wisdom for those who know what they want.
further_books: in preparation · the Church is in no hurry
Doctrine
Doctrine
The Eight Commandments
Given by the First Collector. Broken, mostly on Fridays.
Doctrine
Sins & Virtues
Seven of each. And one we do not speak of.
The gods
The Pantheon
Eight gods, one Algorithm, zero influence on your pulls.
The Cardboard Universe
The Cardboard Universe
The Codex
Who’s who, as the Church records it. The records may be incomplete.
The Cardboard Universe
The Chronicles
Illustrated stories, in reading order.
Legendary mortal
The First Collector
Legend holds that the First Collector taught the faithful to sleeve their hits, to trade fairly, and to know when to stop. The First Collector was last seen entering a card shop. Last words on record: “I am only going in for sleeves.”
“Buy singles when wisdom demands it. Rip packs when the heart demands it.”
“A card without a sleeve is a card already lost.”
scripture_status: fictional · odds_affected: 0.00% · actual_explanation: variance
Blessings are for fun. Stats are estimates. Pulls are random.