Sins & Virtues
The Church recognizes seven sins and seven virtues. Most collectors practice several of each before breakfast.
The Seven Deadly TCG Sins
Greed
Buying out product only to exploit its scarcity.
Envy
Resenting another collector's impossible pull.
Pride
Treating minor portfolio appreciation as financial genius.
Wrath
Blaming others for a random bad pull.
Gluttony
Opening sealed product you promised to preserve.
Lust
Financially irrational devotion to beautiful art.
Sloth
Leaving valuable cards unprotected.
Pack Weighing
We do not speak of it.
The Seven Cardboard Virtues
Patience
Waiting for the right card, the right trade, the right price.
Temperance
Stopping at the number you chose before the crinkle.
Charity
Giving bulk and starter cards to new collectors.
Wisdom
Knowing when buying the single is better.
Courage
Playing the deck you love, not only the deck that wins.
Humility
Pulling the chase and still sleeving it quietly.
Stewardship
Protecting the collection in your care.
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