TCG Prayerest. MMXXVI
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The Pantheon

Mortals call them, collectively, the pack gods. The gods themselves prefer their full titles.

Foilia, painted as divine key art.

Foilia

Goddess of the Chase

Goddess of the chase: beauty, rarity and the art that stops your thumb mid-shuffle.

intercession_rate: 0.00%

Bulkazar, painted as divine key art.

Bulkazar

Lord of the Many

God of commons, duplicates and the shoebox under the bed. Blamed often. Thanked rarely. Never, it must be said, absent.

intercession_rate: 0.00%

Topdeckus, painted as divine key art.

Topdeckus

God of the final draw and the last-turn miracle. Patron of players who needed exactly one card and got it, and of the far larger congregation who did not.

intercession_rate: 0.00%

Sleeva, painted as divine key art.

Sleeva

Protector of cards. Sleeves, binders, toploaders. She asks for nothing but a penny sleeve, and she is right.

intercession_rate: 0.00%

Centurion, painted as divine key art.

Centurion

God of grading: centering, corners, edges, surface. Revered. Feared. Frequently resubmitted.

intercession_rate: 0.00%

Reprintus, painted as divine key art.

Reprintus

God of reprints and accessibility. Loved by players. Feared by certain spreadsheets.

intercession_rate: 0.00%

Polyglottus, painted as divine key art.

Polyglottus

God of languages and translations; patron of anyone who owns the same card in a script they cannot read.

intercession_rate: 0.00%

Varianza, painted as divine key art.

Varianza

Goddess of variance: the extraordinary pull, the disappointing one, and every outcome between. Invoked constantly. Consulted never.

intercession_rate: 0.00%

Above the gods

The Algorithm

Above the gods. Unexplained. The Church asks that you stop asking.

scripture_status: fictional · odds_affected: 0.00% · actual_explanation: variance