The Eight Commandments of Cardboard

Given by the First Collector. Kept by the Church. Broken, mostly on Fridays.

1. IThou shalt sleeve thy hits.
2. IIThou shalt not bend another collector's cards.
3. IIIThou shalt know when to buy the single.
4. IVThou shalt not scalp from children.
5. VThou shalt respect the binder.
6. VIThou shalt not proclaim every pull an investment.
7. VIIThou shalt honor fair trades.
8. VIIIThou shalt never say “one more pack” more than three times.

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