The TCG Bible
The Codex
Who’s who in the Cardboard Universe, as the Church records it. The records may be incomplete.
Forces
The Pantheon
- FoiliaGoddess of the ChaseGoddess of the chase: beauty, rarity and the art that stops your thumb mid-shuffle.sacred canon
- BulkazarLord of the ManyGod of commons, duplicates and the shoebox under the bed. Blamed often. Thanked rarely. Never, it must be said, absent.sacred canon
- TopdeckusGod of the final draw and the last-turn miracle. Patron of players who needed exactly one card and got it, and of the far larger congregation who did not.sacred canon
- SleevaProtector of cards. Sleeves, binders, toploaders. She asks for nothing but a penny sleeve, and she is right.sacred canon
- CenturionGod of grading: centering, corners, edges, surface. Revered. Feared. Frequently resubmitted.sacred canon
- ReprintusGod of reprints and accessibility. Loved by players. Feared by certain spreadsheets.sacred canon
- PolyglottusGod of languages and translations; patron of anyone who owns the same card in a script they cannot read.sacred canon
- VarianzaGoddess of variance: the extraordinary pull, the disappointing one, and every outcome between. Invoked constantly. Consulted never.sacred canon
Mortals
scripture_status: fictional · odds_affected: 0.00% · actual_explanation: variance