TCG Prayerest. MMXXVI
Bless a pack
The TCG Bible

Book of Pulls

Teachings on the opening of packs.

Chapter 1

  1. 1And he opened another pack. And behold: the same holo.
  2. 2A card without a sleeve is a card already lost.
  3. 3The crinkle of the wrapper is a promise. The contents are a different matter.
  4. 4Open thy pack upon a clean table, far from open beverages; for the pull is random, but the spill is certain.
  5. 5Film the rip if thou must. The hit will wait until the camera is off.

Chapter 2

  1. 1Say not of any pack, “This is the one.” Every pack has heard it before.
  2. 2The rare slot owes thee nothing. It has never owed anyone anything.
  3. 3When the last pack is open and the chase came not, count what thou hadst: an evening, a story, and a great deal of bulk.

scripture_status: fictional · odds_affected: 0.00% · actual_explanation: variance