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The Sunday Sermon
One email, every Sunday: the week's blessings, the candle with the most amens, a confession the congregation felt in its wallet, and the Miracle Ledger — disclaimers attached, as scripture demands. When the Pity of the Pack Gods award launches, its winners will be announced here first.
This week's sermon, as it stands
✦ The Sunday Sermon ✦
The Sunday Sermon — 1 blessings, zero improved odds
This week in the church
1 packs were blessed before the rip. The odds of every single one remained exactly what the factory printed. We call that consistency.
The Miracle Ledger
100% of blessed rips were reported good by their own openers (n = 1). control group: none · sample: self-selected · survivorship bias: rampant · conclusion: none · amen.
From the statistics annex
If you need one specific card this week, buying the single is usually more predictable. Rip packs for fun, buy singles for cards. The annex rests.
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