TCG Prayerest. MMXXVI
The TCG Bible

Book of Bulk

Duplicates, disappointment, and what remains.

Chapter 1

  1. 1No card is worthless to the one who loves it.
  2. 2And the bulk grew, and it was sorted, and it grew again.
  3. 3Lord of the Many, receive this rubber-banded stack. It is not much. It is, in fact, a great deal.
  4. 4A thousand commons fit in one shoebox, and the shoebox does not complain. Be as the shoebox.
  5. 5Five of the same card is not a curse. It is a playset, and one to give away.

Chapter 2

  1. 1The energy card asks for nothing and makes every deck run. It has never once been pulled with joy.

scripture_status: fictional · odds_affected: 0.00% · actual_explanation: variance