Chapter 1

1. ¹The card thou seekest costs thirty-eight. The booster box costs one hundred and twenty. Consider this carefully.
2. ²Buy singles when wisdom demands it. Rip packs when the heart demands it.
3. ³The single is a purchase. The pack is a question. Know which one thou art asking.
4. ⁴Many have opened a case to find one card. Many have then bought the card.
5. ⁵The price of the single is written. The price of the chase is not.
6. ⁶Whoever says “I will pull it eventually” has not yet met eventually.

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